With Halloween coming up within just a few days, I’m sure a lot of you are scrambling to find that perfect, last minute costume. Here are some (not so) great ideas for costumes that will blow everyone’s minds!
Step 1: Find a shirt
Step 2: Tape some cereal boxes on the shirt
Step 3: Carry around a knife, or stick some knives in the boxes
*The use of fake blood is optional. Or you could use ketchup. Whatever works.
Whatever you want to call this:
Step 1: Find someone who willingly wants to be humiliated for the rest of their lives
Step 2: Find a bra big enough to fit the both of you
Step 3: Be prepared to not fit through doors for the rest of the night
Step 1: Find a t shirt
Step 2: Dye it
Step 3: Make sure you’re not mistaken for real candy corn when you’re walking around on the streets at night
Step 1: Find a trash bag
Step 2: Put it on
If all else fails, you could always go for the classic vampire, ghost, or cat. We won’t judge you. Happy Halloween!