Note from the Editor: This is a comical, opinion piece that does not reflect the opinions of New West Charter or New West Press. Schools have many different reasons for why uniforms are beneficial. Uniforms equalize the disparities in socio economic status. Uniforms keep students focused on education rather than their attire. Uniforms force students … Continue reading Want a Grey Day? Come to New West Charter
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Things That Make No Sense
Disclaimer from the Editor: facts and figures cited in this article were most likely created from the mind of Noah Kastenbaum. There are a plethora of things that make no sense. I am going to describe the most annoying. This is a cautionary post to help rid the world of these non-sensical things. Why do grades … Continue reading Things That Make No Sense
Stacking The Pancakes
An article by Sir Noah of Nottingham A dance that has taken the world by storm, Stacking the Pancakes is the dance to know. It is most easily compared to the moon walk created by Michael Jackson and is far more intricate and graceful. Stacking the Pancakes is the Nae Nae multiplied by 1000 Suave … Continue reading Stacking The Pancakes
Why Calling it ‘Football’ was NOT CHILL
American football was derived from Rugby in the late 1860’s. Fútbol however has been around for thousands of years. Fútbol’s primitive form began to take shape in the third and second centuries BC. It was originally played by kicking a leather ball through a small hole. Fútbol began to truly take shape and gain some … Continue reading Why Calling it ‘Football’ was NOT CHILL
Why Apples are a No and Apple Juice is a Fervent Yes!
Apples are a pivotal fruit in most countries but on the scale of Fruit Flavor (F.F.) their rank is subpar. The F.F. scale ranks fruits on a scale of 1-10 and apples retain a placement on the scale in the mid 2-3 range. A fruit’s placement on the scale is determined through intense analysis of … Continue reading Why Apples are a No and Apple Juice is a Fervent Yes!
Dumb and Dumber To: A Review of Epic Proportions
An article by Sir Noah Exciting, hilarious, the best movie of all time, these all adequately describe the film Dumb and Dumber To. The Dumb and Dumber series is quite possibly one of the most humorous of all time. The films are hysterical. Throughout the new film I cried tears of laughter. At one point, I … Continue reading Dumb and Dumber To: A Review of Epic Proportions
YASSSSS, The Bee Gees!
The Bee Gees were a pop music group formed in 1958. The group consisted of three brothers, Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb. For decades they have been hailed as the “Fathers of Music,” but some are skeptical. You may be wondering, why should we be screaming “YASSSSS the Bee Gees!”? I would reply with: silence. … Continue reading YASSSSS, The Bee Gees!
