Note from the Editor: This is a comical, opinion piece that does not reflect the opinions of New West Charter or New West Press. Schools have many different reasons for why uniforms are beneficial. Uniforms equalize the disparities in socio economic status. Uniforms keep students focused on education rather than their attire. Uniforms force students … Continue reading Want a Grey Day? Come to New West Charter
Almost everyday my friend brings grapes to school and almost everyday I ask for five of her grapes. It's something I started about a month ago when I began to really reflect on my week. I can't have two grapes or three because that really doesn't make sense. It's like deciding to go to bed … Continue reading Why I Eat Five Grapes
Disclaimer from the Editor: facts and figures cited in this article were most likely created from the mind of Noah Kastenbaum. There are a plethora of things that make no sense. I am going to describe the most annoying. This is a cautionary post to help rid the world of these non-sensical things. Why do grades … Continue reading Things That Make No Sense
An article by Sir Noah of Nottingham A dance that has taken the world by storm, Stacking the Pancakes is the dance to know. It is most easily compared to the moon walk created by Michael Jackson and is far more intricate and graceful. Stacking the Pancakes is the Nae Nae multiplied by 1000 Suave … Continue reading Stacking The Pancakes
